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"You came to me like a dream, you held me in reality and will leave me gasping for your loving breath when you are gone" - Paul Acquasanta
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- (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
- Me: “So, what will it be?”
- Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
- (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
- Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
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this poodle thinks its a human
aha its walking
WAIT HAHA IT HOPPED
DID YOU SEE THAT IT HOOPED
I just died from a cuteness overdose
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PermalinkI’m literally without speech
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PermalinkEveryone’s just looking for reasons to wake up and get out of bed, some do it for nothing but a kiss, perhaps a cup of coffee, others have a harder time; no train to catch, no hand to hold, no reasons at all.
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June’s Mars Attacks: Classics Obliterated cover by Earl Norem, 90.
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Grumpy cat gets a professional photo shoot at Time.
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